joke (translation)

There were 3 friends flying on a plane. One of them held a banana skin, the other a rock and the last a grenade. They decided to compete who could toss the object they were holding out of the window and watch it fall to the ground. However, none succeeded since nothing was visible beyond the thick layer of cloud.

After the place landed, the three friends went for a walk. They saw a little girl crying on the floor and asked why. She replied crying, “a banana fell from the sky and I stepped and slipped over it accidentally. It’s really painful…”

The three friends moved on and found a little boy crying on the floor. They asked why is he crying. He replied crying, “a stone fell from the sky and hit my head, it is really painful…”

The three friends moved on and saw an old lady laughing her head off on the ground. The three friends asked curiously, “what’s so funny?” The old lady replied, hardly catching her breath, “I’m not very sure what happened! All I know is that I farted and my house blew up! Hahaha…”